paired-probe
A check that prints the same thing whether or not the fault is present has measured nothing. It still returns an answer, that answer looks like evidence, and it gets acted on. This skill makes the blindness fail loudly instead.
When to reach for it
Before reporting any of these, because all of them are verdicts:
- "nothing found", "all clean", "no failures", "safe to delete"
- a sweep, audit, or status roll-up over N items
- a security or CI gate that just went green
- any check that passed when you expected it to fail
And immediately whenever a result surprises you by passing. Surprise is the cheapest available signal that the instrument, not the world, is what changed.
The three gates
| Gate | Question | Failure it catches |
|---|---|---|
| Differential | What does this print when the fault is ABSENT? | A probe that answers identically either way |
| Non-empty | How many items did it actually examine? | A sweep that measured zero and reported clean |
| Exit-aware | Did the probe itself run? | A swallowed error printing success |
Could-not-observe is a third outcome, never folded into either verdict.
Usage
bash# Differential: stage the fault, then remove it. Both arms must differ. scripts/paired-probe.sh --name "retired model pin fails the gate" \ --present "printf 'model: claude-opus-4\n' > wf.yml && bash tests/ci/lint.sh" \ --absent "rm -f wf.yml && bash tests/ci/lint.sh" # Single-shot, when the fault cannot be staged (a live sweep): scripts/paired-probe.sh --name "worktrees examined" \ --measure "git worktree list --porcelain | awk '/^worktree /{print \$2}'" \ --min-count 1
Exit codes: 0 discriminates or met the count, 1 BLIND, 2 usage,
3 could-not-observe.
Why this exists
Four probes from a single session, 2026-08-21, each confidently wrong and none failing loudly. Three were caught by other people rather than by the check:
| The probe | What it asked | Why it lied |
|---|---|---|
| "is this branch pushed?" | the local ref cache | unfetched and never-pushed print identically |
| "is the branch on origin?" | the remote branch list | a squash-merge DELETES the head branch, so landed work reads as lost |
| "does this worktree hold unique work?" | diff main HEAD | symmetric, so a stale tree flags main against itself |
| "any worktree at risk?" | a loop over a blocked temp file | the write failed, || true swallowed it, the loop read zero items and printed "safe to prune" |
Every one dies at gate 1 or 2 in seconds.
The rule that generalises
Ask what the instrument structurally cannot observe before trusting its silence. A tool reports on the channel it queried, not on reality: the local cache instead of the remote, the whole file instead of the frontmatter, the proxy instead of the origin. When the answer is a zero or an empty set, that is exactly when to check the channel, because zero is what a broken instrument returns too.
Related Skills
ork:verifygrades finished work; this grades the check itself.ork:quality-gatesfor escalation once a real defect is confirmed.
